Nuttin Chops

The friendly-fire of self-enjoyment. The act of blowing your own load onto the side of your face.

Man, you ever buff the banana and nut so hard you give yourself nuttin chops?

by vunitedt November 11, 2018

nuttin' chops

Male facial hair, scragely and sparse. An adolescent attempt to grow mutton chops.

Check out Jake's sideburns, he's got nuttin' chops.

by Mothaloose July 16, 2011

Nuttin chops

Muttin chops for ya nuts, don't shave the side of ya balls and you'll be set

I didn't have enough time to shave so I got nuttin chops

by Repression June 11, 2020