Nutella

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

by themuseicman May 5, 2006

Nutella

The best thing ever to exist on the face of the Earth. Legend has it that Zeus himself created this rich spread to be devoured by the first man and other gods. Any haters of this bottle of tastegasm shalt be locked away in a shadowy dungeon to be killed for treason against the best taste in the world.

Thing 1: Dude, that chick is so hawt, she is even better than Nutella.
Thing 2: Dude, nothing's better than Nutella.

Thing 1: I'm feeling down, nothing can cheer me up.
Thing 2: Not even Nutella?
Thing: There's nothing in this world Nutella can't fix dawg, give me a spoon and a jar!

by A very good guy May 11, 2013

Nutella

A legendary substance that tastes like unicorns jumping over rainbows in the middle of May, as your favorite bands join together and do one amazing, life changing song.

"Man, I needa go buy some Nutella!" said Jesus.

by JesusApprentice September 22, 2011

Nutella

The orgasm of a godly rainbow unicorn. In a jar.

This Nutella is orgasmic!

by FeastMaster June 13, 2011

Nutella

Nutella is a chocolate product created by the company Ferrero in the 20th century, the product is basically a paste made from oil, cocoa, sugar, hazelnut, and milk. In the current days, the recipe changed to be cheaper and easier to produce.

My pancakes lacks of sugar, maybe I should eat them with some Nutella.

by FunkinAvi20 October 15, 2023

Nutella

A heaven-like spread of goodness derived by the gods themselves. Where the expression, "Better than sex." actually applies.

Dude that chick was so good in bed, but nothing compares to this amazing Nutella i bought.

by sexychik99 April 15, 2010

Nutella

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.

by Neverendingname May 18, 2011