Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

Nut lapper by Mulciber January 10, 2004

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Nutslapper

A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.

Nate took a huge dump. One turd in particular was so long that it wound up being a nutslapper.

Nutslapper by thezfunk March 10, 2010

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An Atomic Nutslapper is when you are getting head and your girl starts to punch your testicles like a boxer using a speed bag.

Person 1:Yo I heard you got head from Misty and she gave you an Atomic nutslapper
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad

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One who performs oral sex on males. Unisex term.

"I hear you're a great little nublapper. Here, suck this..."

nublapper by Nubba July 16, 2008

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A how that specifies her work in the testicular area of the male sexual organs

I couldn't really get that hard, she was a nutslapper

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