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that fat thing on really fat people. It is the dome-shaped fat protruding from the pelvic bone. giving the appearance that a fatass is attempting to build the deathstar above their privates

Dude adjust the wheel, your nuptial is making us swerve.

Nuptial by david minervini November 12, 2003

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nuptial

Item of unknown name and origin.

What is that nuptial on the table? I have no clue what it is.

nuptial by Terry Wilkins March 10, 2003

post nuptial agreement

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

post nuptial agreement by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

post-nuptial agreement

invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement supplants the prenup signed by Mary and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, removing from the "princess" the right to occupy one of the family's fabled palaces.

Crown Princess Mary's family, the Boganson tribe of Hobart, are devastated by the news of the post-nuptial agreement - it sets back their designs on the contents of the Danish treasury...

post-nuptial agreement by Miggly December 6, 2006

ruptured nuptials

When a marriage or relationship has has either ended or in serious jeopardy.

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."

ruptured nuptials by billigan August 3, 2007

nuptually challenged

The term applying to people who have two or more failed marriages under their belt.

John: Jane, will you marry me?
Jane: John, as you know, I am nuptually challenged. I'm not really good at being married. Can't we just date forever?

nuptually challenged by Tina Ej February 16, 2009

Nupital

The side of things that no one can see; that which is not readily visible.

the dark side of the moon, the core of the Earth, inside your own rectum without a mirror, etc.

"Wow dude did you see goatse.cx?
I can't do it because its nupital."

Nupital by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 10, 2003

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026