Nupital

The side of things that no one can see; that which is not readily visible.

the dark side of the moon, the core of the Earth, inside your own rectum without a mirror, etc.

"Wow dude did you see goatse.cx?
I can't do it because its nupital."

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 10, 2003

post nuptial agreement

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

ruptured nuptials

When a marriage or relationship has has either ended or in serious jeopardy.

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."

by billigan August 3, 2007

post-nuptial agreement

invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement supplants the prenup signed by Mary and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, removing from the "princess" the right to occupy one of the family's fabled palaces.

Crown Princess Mary's family, the Boganson tribe of Hobart, are devastated by the news of the post-nuptial agreement - it sets back their designs on the contents of the Danish treasury...

by Miggly December 6, 2006

Nuptial

that fat thing on really fat people. It is the dome-shaped fat protruding from the pelvic bone. giving the appearance that a fatass is attempting to build the deathstar above their privates

Dude adjust the wheel, your nuptial is making us swerve.

by david minervini November 12, 2003

anti-nuptialist

a person philosophically opposed to marriage, including the wedding itself and associated ceremonial formalities (e.g. the engagement), as well as the legal principles and/or moral suppositions on which this sociocultural convention is based

Tom hated weddings. He was an anti-nuptialist who found the notions of monogamy and commitment implied by matrimony to be socially contrived, arbitrary, and meaningless. Artificial barriers to individual freedom.

by Jugzy January 21, 2019

nuptial

Item of unknown name and origin.

What is that nuptial on the table? I have no clue what it is.

by Terry Wilkins March 10, 2003