Number one

Yourself ­­­

Gotsta look after number one

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004

Number one

When you pee/piss/urninate.

Hey I'll be right back. I've got to go take a number one!

by yowhatstheshitsnoopdoggie June 29, 2016

number one

The best, greatest of all time

He was number one after he won

by Young Sun January 2, 2006

number one

shortest haircut a guy (or gal) can get.

check out that bogan with a number one!

by Squidling January 7, 2004

number one

being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.

Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.

by Peter December 10, 2006

number one

Captain Jean Luc Picard addressing Commander William T. Riker.

You have the bridge Number one. I have to go take a number two.

by Nonchalant Ego March 26, 2010

number one

Commander William T. Riker

Make it so, Number One.

by Captain Picard February 7, 2005