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Restroom term for diarrhea. If number one is urinate and number two is defecate than number 3 is both at the same time.

Pissing out your butt.

Hershey squirts.
I had number 3 all morning after a night of drinking draft beer!
by Max Pontiac December 20, 2006
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noun - semen
verb - to ejaculate

Often used in the context that one would use the phrase "number 1" or "number 2" to describe bodily functions or fluids."
"Dude, I just took the biggest number 3 all over my ex-girlfriends bed."
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OK people so you guys are getting this number mixed up. its number 1= Urinate | number 2= shit| and the famous number 3 = Piss, Shit, Repeat
Rick: ayo dude imma go to the bathroom
Ashton: HEY HEY HEY what numba u doin?
Gustav: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
Rick: ok ok guys chill out im taking a number 3
Ashton: ah. the good ol' number 3. there are extra some extra toilet paper rolls in the closet.
Rick: Ight thanks
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by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 05, 2020
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Taking a Pee is a number 1.
Taking a Dump is a number 2.
Doing both at the same time is a number 3.
Bob laughed so hard that he didn't just piss his pants, he did a number 3...pissed an shit himself at the same time!
by Hardtokill April 21, 2011
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a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt clenching wet chunky, don’t-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-it’ll-taste-funky, stew, don’t-let-it-brew, horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-you’re-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker. internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin, brown-town, makes-you-frown, don’t-let-it-pile-up-or-you’ll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinder-up-ground, lumpy, chunky and round, don’t-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.
ryah: last week i took a number 3 and i haven’t been able to walk since!
haset: really? last month i had a number 3 and i haven’t felt safe using a bathroom since!
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