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Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.
"Oof"

"What is it, number 1? Number 2?"
"No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"
by Pdg887 July 02, 2013
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The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement
I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3
by freeranger April 21, 2007
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Meaning to spew. One of the primary bodily functions, follows on after Number 1 and Number 2. Polite way of saying you need to chuck.
Ben: Hurry up mate, I need to go to the bathroom!
Chris: What, #1 or #2?
Ben: Nah man, Number 3!! Let's GO
by -Ryan- April 30, 2007
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When a man or woman ejaculates. Number one is pissing, Number two is taking a shit, so Number 3 would be ejaculating.
The guy was so hot I almost Number 3'd in my panties.
by Dr. Wasinya October 09, 2009
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To ejaculate. Urine is numerb 1, poo is number 2, cum is number 3.
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Basically when you've got diahhrea. It's a combination of a number 1 and a number 2. So when you piss out of your ass you can politely refer to it as a number 3.
I had some really good mexican food last night but it left me with the number 3s all morning.
by The King of Ping April 08, 2006
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When you go to the bathroom to pleasure yourself. You're not going number 1 or number 2.
"You ate too many oysters at lunch and began running hot, so you went to the bathroom to go number 3."
by Mr. Account Manager February 19, 2010
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