number 1

to always be looking out and paying extra close attention to the wellbeing of ones self and not care about those around themselves

i see that tim blyth's (no vowel!) looking out for number 1 again i see

by Aidan Allt October 12, 2004

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a number 1

When you need to take a piss.

I'm going for a number 1

by J_Mulu360 April 15, 2015

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number 1

To urinate. Also see number 2

"This will be quick, I just gotta' take a number 1."

by x February 1, 2003

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a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.

"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"

SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.

DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce

by greyfrust September 19, 2009

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