numb nuts 

-when one is being cluelessly dumb
-when a person thinks that they're right about something in which they're really not in reality

2cool4school: yo mang, who wanna battle
Usuck@life: battle yourself...i'll judge
2cool4school: ....wtf?
Usuck@life: it was a joke, numb nuts

numb nuts by nicole April 12, 2004

numb nuts 

An incredibly stupid person.

John is a numb nuts, he thaught Berlin was in France!

numb nuts by Gring May 30, 2006

numb nuts 

The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals.

that fuck'n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and shit him out her yeast infected cunt.

numb nuts by shmottzie August 21, 2003

numb nuts 

A beta player, an absolute novice

My manz is a numb nuts, he won't give me a drink

numb nuts by Baddies_In_The_Club March 25, 2022

numb nuts 

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

numb nuts by Evan February 20, 2003

numb nuts 

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.

I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.

numb nuts by drgn76 October 14, 2010

Numb nuts 

It means your dumb

Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!

Numb nuts by Your local Ashley November 25, 2021