Numb nuts

Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!

by Your local Ashley November 25, 2021

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.

Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"

by Death_ray_dan May 09, 2014

numb nut

1. Lacking intelligence.
2. Having no feeling in one's nut.

1. Get you head out of the oven, numb nut.
2. That ice will give you a numb nut.

by Pete October 12, 2003

-when one is being cluelessly dumb
-when a person thinks that they're right about something in which they're really not in reality

2cool4school: yo mang, who wanna battle
Usuck@life: battle yourself...i'll judge
2cool4school: ....wtf?
Usuck@life: it was a joke, numb nuts

by nicole April 12, 2004

An incredibly stupid person.

John is a numb nuts, he thaught Berlin was in France!

by Gring May 30, 2006

The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals.

that fuck'n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and shit him out her yeast infected cunt.

by shmottzie August 21, 2003

My manz is a numb nuts, he won't give me a drink