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nufty
A term for a bit of a wet male. Someone who is a bit of a gink or a loser, the sort of person who puts a profile on a dating site, but really has no chance in hell of receiving a message, not unless his mum signs on and happens across his picture.
They generally have either a shaven head, or at least a grade1 haircut. They ride fast cars to make themselves look cool, but work in an estate agents during the week.
When making jacket potatoes, they make sure to call their mum first, to check how long they should leave them to cook.
They generally have either a shaven head, or at least a grade1 haircut. They ride fast cars to make themselves look cool, but work in an estate agents during the week.
When making jacket potatoes, they make sure to call their mum first, to check how long they should leave them to cook.
nufty by Lord Luke of PANIC CoMA October 13, 2006
nufty
nufty by klappsmurfs October 15, 2025
Nutty Clegg
A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.
Nutty Clegg by CleggMaster September 23, 2017
a nifty
a nifty by skatatoulas April 7, 2012
nutty cletus
this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.
man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?
man #2: how 'bout some goobers?
man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.
man #2: oh.
man #2: how 'bout some goobers?
man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.
man #2: oh.
nutty cletus by cocktupus January 28, 2008
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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