Nucking Futs

More formal or classroom appropriate way of saying Fucking Nuts.

When people show up late for class, it drives me Nucking Futs.

by NervousClassGoerSaysRoar April 26, 2011

Nucking Futs

A word used to disguse swearing when at an event where u will be scorned if you do. An acronym for Fucking Nuts

This is Nucking Futs

by hamghetti... September 19, 2006

nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.

by Chris Arsena September 04, 2003

nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

by Beef Brady February 03, 2003

nucking futs

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

nucking futs

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

by anonymous guest March 03, 2008