Nuck Fut

An insult towards one of low humorous qualities, such as Dale. A variation of the term Fuck nut, but without the obsenity and sounds a whole lot funnier See also: fuck nut

You nuck fut, stop raping my socks with your shoes.

by Kitten Monkey October 04, 2003

nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.

by Chris Arsena September 04, 2003

nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

by Beef Brady February 03, 2003

nucking futs

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

by koolkalifornia October 23, 2005

nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

by Chris Manley January 07, 2016

nucking futs

1.another term for fucking nuts that is used to describe someone crazy , insane, lunatic , balistik or just fucking nuts.
2. 2 words that make really slow people think

If you're curled up in a ball and swaying back and forth in a room of the mental hospital you're probably nucking futs.

by anonymous guest March 03, 2008

nucking+futs

The F Word's F and the Nuts N are switched, thus creating Nucking Futs. Slang for uncensored word.

The new catch phrase "Nucking Futs!" That guy's crotch got hit! THATS NUCKING FUTS!

by LiquidDragon September 27, 2003