Nubis

A Nubis is a legendary being of incomparable power. A Nubis can take many forms, such as Psychubis(Psychic Nubis), Collegeparkubis(Nubis that attends College Park), Gurubis(Very smart Nubis). What a Nubis is fully capable of no one really knows, for no one has lived to see a Nubis' full potential. Contrary to popular belief however, a Nubis is a peaceful creature, with a strong hate for fat english teachers. It is true that Nubis' devour english essays with no second thoughts. Scientists have tried to keep track of the whereabouts of these Nubis', but they evade the tracking by way of disguising themselves by altering the spelling of their names to Noobis. IF you meet a Nubis, be extremely careful not to anger it, or it will bombard you with unimaginable pain.

Shroom: "Shrub, do you know who the Nubis is around here?"
Shrub: "My friend saw him once, he died the second after he did."

by Tree Shroom November 9, 2006

nubis

A male reproductive part, or testicles.

"Oh shit, watch where you swing that thing you might hit my nubis girl!"

by Dev March 1, 2005

Nubis

a person that is new the enviroment.. usually an idiot, and too self confident. even thought they shouldn't be.

man.. that nubis is so frigging stupid

by gillx12 June 17, 2009

Nubis

the best dog ever but watch out, he eats toilet paper

“Hey Nubis - get out of the bathroom!”

by Gabdrian October 21, 2023

Nubis Kong

A person that is new at something, and lacks the ability to learn it well.

Billy will never be good at world of warcraft, what a Nubis Kong.

by Paul M P (LT) October 23, 2008

Nubian

(Noun, Adjective)
(1) A person of ancient Nubia; pertaining to ancient Nubia;
(2) An African or dark-skinned person; of (Sub-Saharan) African descent, or generally referring to a person with dark skin. A somewhat euphemistic or poetic way or referring to black and brown people.

"I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait.
Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a Nubian,
I want you to be in
Every fantasy,
But if you're a whitey,
Say nighty-nighty,
You're just not the girl for me."
-- Steven Lynch

by Monticello-W October 20, 2016

nubbs

n: a thing (sing.), (plur. - nubbses); (amb.) a name to call another, though because it is neither positive nor negative, the target of the name-calling is rarely offended, which is why the moniker is most often used among friends

Upon seeing him enter the room, Richards approached Byrne, patted his shoulder welcomingly and said, "Hey, nubbs."

Bainz said the restaurant was a nubbs.

by wount September 20, 2019