Nuber Nub
Nuber Nub by Tyler Littlefield October 2, 2008
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"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus
The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008
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"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus
The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008
Nuber
A person that has perma-fried their brain through either drugs or alcohol. Stems from the latin root numer, meaning number, shows that an individual has destroyed a large number of brain cells
That guy smoked so much he Nubered his mind, I don't think he can function at a level on par with the average 8 year old.
Nuber by David Fern June 19, 2008
nuber
the name given to a person who has little or no intelligence.
so much so they can't even spell the word number.
so much so they can't even spell the word number.
nuber by youhavepooinyourmouth November 24, 2007
nuber
an uber nube, an extreme novice
Etymology: nerdy online PC gamer language, from German uber meaning super
Synonyms: homosexual, jackass, moron
Antonyms: badass, 31337 mo'er fucker
Etymology: nerdy online PC gamer language, from German uber meaning super
Synonyms: homosexual, jackass, moron
Antonyms: badass, 31337 mo'er fucker
Nuber
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