Nox Novacula 

"New" rock band that middle-aged white people from the suburbs listen to. While initially they were known for playing at dive bars and smaller music halls on a Tuesday night, for some reason they have also become quite popular at gay pride events.

Jon: "Whacha doin tonight brah?"
Gep: "Going to check out some band"
Jon: "Nice! Who you seein'?"
Gep: "uh...Nox Novacula"
Jon: (after rolleyes) "Dude time to pack up that SUV and head for the burbs."
Gep: "That's fine I can stay with Zach. He's got a new king sized bed we can share".
Jon: "Y'all have a nice life. And hey...(stage whisper) ROCK IS DEAD! :d"
(Jon rides away on his scooter) (Gep loosens his belt and cashes in a $2 scratch ticket)

Nox Novacula by Boston2BMore March 6, 2020

Nox Novacula 

An underground rock n roll band from Seattle. This band plays an unusual mix of both country music and punk music.

Brittany: hey wanna go to the Nox Novacula concert 2night?

Sarah: omfg yes!!!!!!!!

Brittany: k bitch. pick u up at 9:00.

Sarah: k bitch make it 8:30. gotta stop to get hand sanitizer. the last time i went to a Nox Novacula concert i saw some weird guys giving blowjobs to each other in the bathroom.

Brittany: lol k

Nox Novacula by Somerville 4 life November 20, 2019