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Novus Ordo 

Is a company of performers who put on diverse entertainment shows that may include clowns, acrobats, trained animals, trapeze acts, musicians, dancers, hoopers, tightrope walkers, jugglers, magicians, unicyclists, as well as other object manipulation and stunt-oriented artists.
Person 1: Hey, I'll see you tomorrow morning, yeah?

Person 2: Nah man, going with my family to the Novus Ordo...

Person 1: That sucks, Bro.
Novus Ordo by Matthew Lawrenson January 24, 2019
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Novus Ordo (new Mass)

The Missal of Paul VI after the Second Vatican Council in the year 1970. Many of the Liturgies were changed. The Priest faced the people, Incense and chanting were removed, a table was used instead of the Altar, and more.
Person 1: Man, why are all these parishes in my neighborhood modern???

Person 2: Blame the Novus Ordo (new Mass)!

Dereck: What Mass are you attending tommorow Dale and Brennan?

Brennan: We are attending the Novus Ordo (new Mass) of Paul VI.

Dereck: Hahaha! Sucks to be you losers.
Novus Ordo (new Mass) by Skyrim550 December 6, 2021