Novideo 

Premium PC heaters, most of the time with added flames.

Ahh! I see you got a novideo to heat your house!

Novideo by SmallVegetable June 27, 2019

Novideo 

A nickname for Nvidia popular among Linux users due to their shitty driver stack and actively hostile stance against the Linux community.

Jack: Dude, I just installed Linux and my monitor is blank.

Steven: Do you have a Novideo GPU?

Novideo by DeathMetal August 22, 2023

Novideo 

What Linux users see on their screen when they use an NVIDIA GPU.

Linux newbie: *Boots a live Ubuntu image*
Linux newbie: Why does it keep displaying a black screen? Is there something wrong?
Experienced Linux user: Try restarting and choosing the "Safe graphics" boot option.
Linux newbie: Thanks, it works now. But why doesn't it work with the normal option?
Experienced Linux user: Probably because you are using a Novideo GPU.

Novideo by huupoke12 August 22, 2023

novidoosh

A term of endearment directed towards people with the name "Novid." It combines the name "Novid" with a variant of the word "douche." You ask, "Why isn't it Novidouche?" My answer: f you, it's my word.

Novidoooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh, chetori aghah!@!@!??//

novidoosh by Hiva November 27, 2004

Novidiot

A person who has defied the odds and has gone the entire pandemic without catching covid. This is accomplished by stupid levels of hand hygiene, mask wearing, and grocery wiping.

Am i the last novidiot in this place? Everyone out with the Omicrunk

Novidiot by Girth Plaguis the Wide August 24, 2022

Nvideo 

1. A misspelling of NVIDIA.
2. A video that is part of a bulk email sent by a Gmail Troll. Also called "an video"s.

person 1: where do i get a nvideo gpu
person 2: *nvidia

Nvideo by LeonardoAlexanderCaripeBrito June 26, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005