Novideo

Premium PC heaters, most of the time with added flames.

Ahh! I see you got a novideo to heat your house!

by SmallVegetable June 27, 2019

Novideo

A nickname for Nvidia popular among Linux users due to their shitty driver stack and actively hostile stance against the Linux community.

Jack: Dude, I just installed Linux and my monitor is blank.

Steven: Do you have a Novideo GPU?

by DeathMetal August 22, 2023

Novideo

What Linux users see on their screen when they use an NVIDIA GPU.

Linux newbie: *Boots a live Ubuntu image*
Linux newbie: Why does it keep displaying a black screen? Is there something wrong?
Experienced Linux user: Try restarting and choosing the "Safe graphics" boot option.
Linux newbie: Thanks, it works now. But why doesn't it work with the normal option?
Experienced Linux user: Probably because you are using a Novideo GPU.

by huupoke12 August 22, 2023

novidoosh

A term of endearment directed towards people with the name "Novid." It combines the name "Novid" with a variant of the word "douche." You ask, "Why isn't it Novidouche?" My answer: f you, it's my word.

Novidoooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh, chetori aghah!@!@!??//

by Hiva November 27, 2004

Novidiot

A person who has defied the odds and has gone the entire pandemic without catching covid. This is accomplished by stupid levels of hand hygiene, mask wearing, and grocery wiping.

Am i the last novidiot in this place? Everyone out with the Omicrunk

by Girth Plaguis the Wide August 24, 2022

Nvideo

1. A misspelling of NVIDIA.
2. A video that is part of a bulk email sent by a Gmail Troll. Also called "an video"s.

person 1: where do i get a nvideo gpu
person 2: *nvidia

by LeonardoAlexanderCaripeBrito June 26, 2023