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Nottingham Forest fans 

Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby fans sheep shaggers cos they're jealous cos they've all got no dicks and so can't shag anything.

see also wanker.
Nottingham, are you listening,
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)

We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)

Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)
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Nottingham Forest fans 

Bunch Of Idiots Who Support The Rubbishest Team In The Midlands =.

Derby County Football Club For Life.
Nottingham Forest Fans

Build A Fire
Build A Fire
Put The Forest On The Top
Put The Leicester In The Middle
And We'l Burn The F**Kin Lot
WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO WE LOVE YOU DERBY WE DO OH DERBY WE LOVE YOU.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008