nothing phone 

A phone with confusing branding name

Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?

Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.

Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?

Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.

Someone: Then what?

Somebody: It's nothing.

Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.

nothing phone by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

Nothing Phone (2) 

If OnePlus and Apple collaborated to make a phone, it would be this.
Literally an Android with one of the most popular iPhone features: iMessage ( blue bubbles :) ), and it's cheaper than an iPhone.

Bryant: Ayo bruh I just got the new Nothing Phone (2)
Kyle: Psshhh... That's way less than nothing compared to my iPhone 15 Pro Max...
Bryant: it sends blue messages
Kyle: uhhh... ummmm... Don't talk to me loser. (mumbles in whiner-who-lost-in-argument)

Nothing Phone (2) by DarkAF420 December 13, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012