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A very handsome and charming individual. He has a big heart, and is tremendously talented. He often tells others of accomplishments he has achieved over the course of his life, and his background and abilities, however not too many people believe he is telling the truth. That's their loss - for he in fact, is.

If you are with someone who goes by the name of Noshir, be sure to treat him with absolute superiority. You will be rewarded for it in either this life or the next. Never lie to him, for he is in total control of his emotions and can terminate liers from his life, as easy as flicking a light switch. Treasure him and he will treasure you. But disrespect him and hurt him - and you will be sorry.

Noshir's go well with Lena's. The two get along like peanut butter & Jelly sandwiches. If you are named Lena and are with a guy named Noshir - make sure to always have Peanut butter & Jelly Sandwiches on the ready, for when his appetite for it kicks in. The last thing you want to do is not have the items at your disposal or not be willing to cook for him when he asks. Ooooooooo don't let this be you!
It's better to have loved Noshir. Then to have lost Noshir. Than to have never loved Noshir at all.
Noshir by adsfwae2q3 November 17, 2019
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A wanker foodie's way to describe a restaurant of Repute.
A place to eat in essence, the word noshery only being used mainly by hipster, left-leaning food critics or casually-dressed-on-a-monday advertising execs who have trouble saying the word 'restaurant'
After we've finished bleaching our a-holes for global warming, there's an epic little Noshery in Camperdown we should go to!
noshery by Jbone16 June 15, 2016

noshers knee 

someone who damages their knee's or knee whilst performing oral sex. i.e damage to the ligaments cartilage quite similar to house maids knee which is damaged to the bursor.
noshers knee can occur to male or female or anything that can get on its knees
get down on your knees and nosh on this,
damn that bitch has noshers knee
noshers knee by gicker1 February 22, 2008
Means "the fortunate one" and has an Arabic origin. A beautiful and exotic girl. One of a kind. smart and very ambitious. She's sensitive but won't ever show it. loves to argument a good case just to be right and won't rest until she comes across the right opponent. She's creative, intuitive, loyal, loving, sarcastic and unforgettable
Joe: I've never met anyone like this girl

Mark: damn man, you found your Nashira
nashira by Chris47Bx January 8, 2014
an AMAZING girl. Name means originally 'sweet and pleasant', and is normally pronounced no, shin. Noshin's are hilariously funny, and love laughing, and making others laugh. Great at comebacks, and not a person to take huffs. Noshins are beautiful too, but don't like to show it. Cares more about her life, family and friends and being happy on the outside and inside, rather than some who try to stay beautiful and can't help but cry every few seconds cause' of their life.
'Awww she reminds me so much of a noshin!'
Noshin by IzabelleLandrer<3 October 21, 2011

Ball Noshing 

When a man gets his balls engulfed by over-sized vagina lips and then gets them stuck inside a vagina, where they begin to lose circulation by being noshed on.
" Quit Ball noshing me bitch, you given a new meaning to Blue Balls."

" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"
Ball Noshing by HA_13 May 3, 2014

Neb Nosirrah 

Refers to an individual with the largest "shroom" hair concievable.

An individual with hair that controls their every action and thought, can also be used as an effective housing for everyday items such as car keys or condoms.

Also refers to a person who cannot accept the fact that they are wrong, and will continue to argue a point long after everyone has stopped caring about it.
"Dude, check out the size of that guy's ridiculous shroom!"
"What a neb"

"4+4=8"
"No, you're wrong I'm sorry"
Or
"You're SO stupid!"

"Crap, I forgot to bring a condom!"
"Don't worry bro, I got you covered, my shroom carries all."

"Neb Nosirrah, why did you just piss in that person's eye?"
"Sorry guys, my shroom told me to"
Neb Nosirrah by MonkeyShrub November 25, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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