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A very handsome and charming individual. He has a big heart, and is tremendously talented. He often tells others of accomplishments he has achieved over the course of his life, and his background and abilities, however not too many people believe he is telling the truth. That's their loss - for he in fact, is.

If you are with someone who goes by the name of Noshir, be sure to treat him with absolute superiority. You will be rewarded for it in either this life or the next. Never lie to him, for he is in total control of his emotions and can terminate liers from his life, as easy as flicking a light switch. Treasure him and he will treasure you. But disrespect him and hurt him - and you will be sorry.

Noshir's go well with Lena's. The two get along like peanut butter & Jelly sandwiches. If you are named Lena and are with a guy named Noshir - make sure to always have Peanut butter & Jelly Sandwiches on the ready, for when his appetite for it kicks in. The last thing you want to do is not have the items at your disposal or not be willing to cook for him when he asks. Ooooooooo don't let this be you!
It's better to have loved Noshir. Then to have lost Noshir. Than to have never loved Noshir at all.
Noshir by adsfwae2q3 November 17, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
A wanker foodie's way to describe a restaurant of Repute.
A place to eat in essence, the word noshery only being used mainly by hipster, left-leaning food critics or casually-dressed-on-a-monday advertising execs who have trouble saying the word 'restaurant'
After we've finished bleaching our a-holes for global warming, there's an epic little Noshery in Camperdown we should go to!
noshery by Jbone16 June 15, 2016

noshers knee 

someone who damages their knee's or knee whilst performing oral sex. i.e damage to the ligaments cartilage quite similar to house maids knee which is damaged to the bursor.
noshers knee can occur to male or female or anything that can get on its knees
get down on your knees and nosh on this,
damn that bitch has noshers knee
noshers knee by gicker1 February 22, 2008
Means "the fortunate one" and has an Arabic origin. A beautiful and exotic girl. One of a kind. smart and very ambitious. She's sensitive but won't ever show it. loves to argument a good case just to be right and won't rest until she comes across the right opponent. She's creative, intuitive, loyal, loving, sarcastic and unforgettable
Joe: I've never met anyone like this girl

Mark: damn man, you found your Nashira
nashira by Chris47Bx January 8, 2014
an AMAZING girl. Name means originally 'sweet and pleasant', and is normally pronounced no, shin. Noshin's are hilariously funny, and love laughing, and making others laugh. Great at comebacks, and not a person to take huffs. Noshins are beautiful too, but don't like to show it. Cares more about her life, family and friends and being happy on the outside and inside, rather than some who try to stay beautiful and can't help but cry every few seconds cause' of their life.
'Awww she reminds me so much of a noshin!'
Noshin by IzabelleLandrer<3 October 21, 2011

Ball Noshing 

When a man gets his balls engulfed by over-sized vagina lips and then gets them stuck inside a vagina, where they begin to lose circulation by being noshed on.
" Quit Ball noshing me bitch, you given a new meaning to Blue Balls."

" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"
Ball Noshing by HA_13 May 3, 2014

Neb Nosirrah 

Refers to an individual with the largest "shroom" hair concievable.

An individual with hair that controls their every action and thought, can also be used as an effective housing for everyday items such as car keys or condoms.

Also refers to a person who cannot accept the fact that they are wrong, and will continue to argue a point long after everyone has stopped caring about it.
"Dude, check out the size of that guy's ridiculous shroom!"
"What a neb"

"4+4=8"
"No, you're wrong I'm sorry"
Or
"You're SO stupid!"

"Crap, I forgot to bring a condom!"
"Don't worry bro, I got you covered, my shroom carries all."

"Neb Nosirrah, why did you just piss in that person's eye?"
"Sorry guys, my shroom told me to"
Neb Nosirrah by MonkeyShrub November 25, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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