Nose flute

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The nose. Used as an instrument. Your index finger closes ur left nostril, and u make a noise. Your other finger closes the right nostril to play different sounds.

What instrument do you play?

The nose flute.

Nose flute by Hugo January 24, 2004

Words you can keep

nose flute

When the boogers in your nose create a whistle noise when you breathe in or out.

Dude, are you getting sick? Last night your nose flute was so loud I thought a train was coming!

nose flute by Dickle Stilskin January 18, 2018

Related Words

Nose flute • Texas Nose Flute • purple headed nose flute • nose • nose-job • nose candy • nose goes • nose rape • nose fetish • nose fuck

Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.

Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.

Texas Nose Flute by browndoctor May 14, 2015

purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock

By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!

purple headed nose flute by Stephen Pengilley August 31, 2008

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026