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Nose Boner 

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner
Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.
Nose Boner by boymom_3 July 30, 2020
Words you can keep

Nose Boner 

When witnessing others use cocaine,but you dont have any for yourself.
Dude! That guy just did a rockstar line! Totally gave me a nose boner!
Nose Boner by Psycho_poet 89 December 16, 2017

Nose Boner 

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine
Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner
Nose Boner by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022

Boner Nose 

1. noun - A nose being abnormally large in proportion to other facial features.
2. proper noun - Person having such a nose.
"We call my buddy's neighbor 'boner nose'"
Boner Nose by Dafodude October 8, 2004

stab your brain with your nosebone 

Ok ok so its not a word no biggie. If you listen to any hip hop at all you have probably heard this line upwards of 20 times. It comes from the Mobb Deep song "Shook Ones". this line is probably more popular than any other line in hip hop.
"Rock you in ya face stab your brain witch yer nosebone
You all alone in these streets cousin
Every man for dey self in dis lan' we be gunin'
an keep dem shook crew runin...."
-Mobb Deep "Shook Ones"

nosebone 

The fictional bone in the nose; word used when referring to when the nose touches the brain, usually from blunt force trauma to the face.
Rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nosebone. - "Q.U. Hectic," by Mobb Deep (The Infamous, 1995)
nosebone by J. Martin December 1, 2003
When someone's nose is so huge it looks like a boner.
You swear there nose is getting bigger every minute.
"HOLY SHIT, that fat ass chick is gettin a noseboner!!!!"
"Oh my gahwd your right!"
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"Dude, at the beginning of class her nose was like normal, but I swear it grew half a foot since then"
"SHES GOT A NOSEBONER!"
"OH NO THE NOSEBONERS HAVE INVADED US"
"Bro, just chill, to the next episode."
"Oh, ok, i'm good now"
noseboner by Estretoseten May 31, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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