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norwich man 

a finished football player from portugal who is father 6 children and also a rapist

he carried his team Manchester united from 2nd position to 7th position in epl and his retard fans blame harry maguire for it but cannot accept the fact that their idol ghosted against good teams like liverpool , man city, chelsea etc. and statpadding with teams like Norwich & Tottenham

when his team need him the most he disappears

he's norwich man
I needed 13 goals in that match, I had no fear
because norwich man was on pitch
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Norwich man 

I was born and raised in Norwich. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the Norwich man, he travels to Norwich when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Norwich game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.
Mason Mount the Norwich man
Norwich man by Bad Chelsea take March 11, 2022

Norwich Man 

A part- time ghost, a part-time instagram merchant and a part-time underwear seller named Pristiano Penaldo who only appears against Norwich city, a second division team in england but ghosts against other good teams
"I dont want to be like Norwich Man. He is finished"
"Norwich man ghosted against Morroco again!"

norwichman 

A fraud from portgual who statpads against teams such as Norwich. He scores 5 goals then disappears until the next Norwich game.
Hes back the statpadder is back the norwich fans are covering there eyes in horror its him its norwichman
norwichman by Footballfan929 April 29, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026