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norwich man 

a finished football player from portugal who is father 6 children and also a rapist

he carried his team Manchester united from 2nd position to 7th position in epl and his retard fans blame harry maguire for it but cannot accept the fact that their idol ghosted against good teams like liverpool , man city, chelsea etc. and statpadding with teams like Norwich & Tottenham

when his team need him the most he disappears

he's norwich man
I needed 13 goals in that match, I had no fear
because norwich man was on pitch
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Norwich man 

I was born and raised in Norwich. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the Norwich man, he travels to Norwich when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Norwich game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.
Mason Mount the Norwich man
Norwich man by Bad Chelsea take March 11, 2022

Norwich Man 

A part- time ghost, a part-time instagram merchant and a part-time underwear seller named Pristiano Penaldo who only appears against Norwich city, a second division team in england but ghosts against other good teams
"I dont want to be like Norwich Man. He is finished"
"Norwich man ghosted against Morroco again!"

norwichman 

A fraud from portgual who statpads against teams such as Norwich. He scores 5 goals then disappears until the next Norwich game.
Hes back the statpadder is back the norwich fans are covering there eyes in horror its him its norwichman
norwichman by Footballfan929 April 29, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026