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norwich man 

a finished football player from portugal who is father 6 children and also a rapist

he carried his team Manchester united from 2nd position to 7th position in epl and his retard fans blame harry maguire for it but cannot accept the fact that their idol ghosted against good teams like liverpool , man city, chelsea etc. and statpadding with teams like Norwich & Tottenham

when his team need him the most he disappears

he's norwich man
I needed 13 goals in that match, I had no fear
because norwich man was on pitch
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Norwich man 

I was born and raised in Norwich. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the Norwich man, he travels to Norwich when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Norwich game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.
Norwich man by Bad Chelsea take March 11, 2022

Norwich Man 

A part- time ghost, a part-time instagram merchant and a part-time underwear seller named Pristiano Penaldo who only appears against Norwich city, a second division team in england but ghosts against other good teams
"I dont want to be like Norwich Man. He is finished"
"Norwich man ghosted against Morroco again!"

norwichman 

A fraud from portgual who statpads against teams such as Norwich. He scores 5 goals then disappears until the next Norwich game.
Hes back the statpadder is back the norwich fans are covering there eyes in horror its him its norwichman
norwichman by Footballfan929 April 29, 2022

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026