Skip to main content

Norwich Free Academy 

the school full of crackheads and dumb asses always trying to fight each other. don’t be surprised if you walk into a bathroom that’s already hotboxed. in the slater bathrooms you can find couples fucking or vape pens being disposed. they hired campus safety guards to break up fights but they stand there and do the shuffle while the fight happens. cops swarm the campus while teachers don’t lock their classrooms in lockdown during shooting threats. you can find all the stuck up snobs gossiping between classes in front of the green tables. people don’t know how to solve their own problems and turn the drama into everyone else’s issue or resolve their issues through fights. ISS is filled with people on a daily basis and almost every person is expelled or suspended once a year.
Rick: hey bill wanna send our kids to Norwich Free Academy
Bill: no, they’re gonna turn into crackheads
Norwich Free Academy by anonymous January 22, 2022
Norwich Free Academy mug front
Get the Norwich Free Academy mug.
See more merch

Norwich Free Academy 

Norwich Free Academy Fucking sucks, all these dumbass ass kids constantly fighting or fucking each other vaping and smoking left n right you ain’t ever gonna get a break here, teachers are blind as fuck and ain’t nobody really give a shit, there could be a school shooter and everyone would just act the same as if it’s a normal day, can’t go a day without seeing couples making out, or kids fighting or someone getting high, half the classes I go to are empty because these kids always skipping and who cares? No one you’ll just get a stupid email or note saying bullshit, there’s always drama and people will hate you for literally no reason, you exist and don’t look how they like and they’ll fucking stab you, nobody cares, I’ve seen kids get bullied in front of teachers and shit and no one does anything, kids being told to kill their self and cut there self and everyone just walk by like it’s nothing, Norwich Free Academy fucking sucks.
Norwich Free Academy: we protect our kids!
Kids: *fucked up sexual stoners*
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026