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Norwich Free Academy 

the school full of crackheads and dumb asses always trying to fight each other. don’t be surprised if you walk into a bathroom that’s already hotboxed. in the slater bathrooms you can find couples fucking or vape pens being disposed. they hired campus safety guards to break up fights but they stand there and do the shuffle while the fight happens. cops swarm the campus while teachers don’t lock their classrooms in lockdown during shooting threats. you can find all the stuck up snobs gossiping between classes in front of the green tables. people don’t know how to solve their own problems and turn the drama into everyone else’s issue or resolve their issues through fights. ISS is filled with people on a daily basis and almost every person is expelled or suspended once a year.
Rick: hey bill wanna send our kids to Norwich Free Academy
Bill: no, they’re gonna turn into crackheads
Norwich Free Academy by anonymous January 22, 2022
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Norwich Free Academy 

Norwich Free Academy Fucking sucks, all these dumbass ass kids constantly fighting or fucking each other vaping and smoking left n right you ain’t ever gonna get a break here, teachers are blind as fuck and ain’t nobody really give a shit, there could be a school shooter and everyone would just act the same as if it’s a normal day, can’t go a day without seeing couples making out, or kids fighting or someone getting high, half the classes I go to are empty because these kids always skipping and who cares? No one you’ll just get a stupid email or note saying bullshit, there’s always drama and people will hate you for literally no reason, you exist and don’t look how they like and they’ll fucking stab you, nobody cares, I’ve seen kids get bullied in front of teachers and shit and no one does anything, kids being told to kill their self and cut there self and everyone just walk by like it’s nothing, Norwich Free Academy fucking sucks.
Norwich Free Academy: we protect our kids!
Kids: *fucked up sexual stoners*
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
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