Northeast High School 

The Second oldest high school in the country, Northeast squeezes over three thousand students into a building designed to hold far less than that. NEHS is located in Northeast Philly but boasts students from every part of the murder capital, many of whom get in by using fake adresses. Regardless NEHS is one of the top schools in the city, and thats why everyone wants to go there. NEHS holds the oldest high school rivalry in the country with Central High School. NE faces off against Central in football every Thanksgiving on Northeast's field at Charles Martin Memorial Stadium, in hopes of winning some golden horse statue. NEHS is the current holder of the golden horse. Northeast kids don't take any crap and fights are not uncommon after or during friday night football games (not Thanksgiving though, security is very tight). Every freshmen at Northeast spends almost the entirety of their first year lost, because the room numbers at NEHS do not match up. Odd numbered rooms are located on one side of the building while evens are located on the other. When asked for directions security and faculty will often respond with 'on the other side of the building'. Figuring out where 'the other side of the building is' is usually the problem. Freshmen are instructed to avoide the crossroads, a jam packed intersection where four different hallways cross and a stairwell empties, but don't know where the crossroads are until they're stuck in the middle of it. By senior year though amost all NEHS kids become overwhelmed with school spirit and find themselves making homemade tshirts and doning viking horns for homecoming, pep ralleys, and most importantly, MOVE UP DAY (When juniors officially become seniors and seniors officailly get to stop coming to school excpet for graduation practice and senior club leaders or team captains hand their positions down a junior). At NEHS grade is determined by graduating class numbers. The current senior class goes by 166.

1. "I hate Central"
"You must go to Northeast High School"

Northeast High School by I want K. Barton Back November 11, 2008

Lincoln Northeast High School 

This is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where every hoe stands in the middle of the hallway and block everyone going to class which leads to lunch detention

Ex: Lincoln Northeast High School is home to many annoying students

Lincoln Northeast High School by Ahmad ALJaberi April 5, 2019

Lincoln Northeast High School 

Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.

“Deodorant is over rated”- fat kids at Lincoln Northeast High School

Lincoln Northeast High School by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021

Northeast junior high school

Northeast is just filled with bitches who think they know it all and are fake as fuck and that are so desperate that they date the weird kid in the back.

Hey did you hear about Northeast junior high school?
Yeah I heard it’s filled with dumb white bitches

Northeast junior high school by Nickiminajisthequeenofrap pur November 21, 2021

Northwest High School 

A school that makes all other schools located in Montgomery County piss their pants. Mainly controlled by black people, the security guards come to their aid when there are fights. For example, a black kid gets in a fight with another black kid and they just break it up. A white kid beats up another white kid and they get suspended/expelled. We go so hard that we bring unloaded guns to school. Our football team sucks and so does every other sport. Our chess team is the only thing that "redeems" us from sucking balls so hard. The groups are ghetto kids, sportsy kids, art kids (choir, drama, scene kids, etc.), skaters, and weird ass kids that hang out with other weird ass kids.

Also known as "Norf Wess Hi Skoo" which was repeated almost everyday over the announcements by Mrs. Morrison until she was FINALLY fired. You go PTA!

"Northwest High School is really fucking gay"
"Oh shit nigga all my cousins go dere"

Northwest High School by Mr. Rigsby July 2, 2009

Northwest High School 

Northwest high school is were freshman get arrested for getting in fights. People do drugs in the bathrooms in-between classes and during class. The teachers don't care if you cheat on anything. The school is kinda LGBTQ+ frindly but not really.

I got to Northwest High School.

Northwest High School by unkown_002024 October 3, 2021

Northwest High School 

A high school that shows white trash, meth heads, and hicks together talking about how the confederate flag is more American then The own American Flag

I go to northwest high school, Conferderation.

Northwest High School by Hypetm March 1, 2016