A shithole in the middle of Saskatchewan. Overrun with Native Americans and Wangsters. An hour West of Saskatoon.
Guy 1: Where's that Native American from?
Guy 2: North Battleford
Guy 1: That piece of shit an hour from Saskatoon?
Guy 2: Yea, it has a Wal-Mart, that's about it.
When your girlfriend is riding you reverse cowgirl in the back door and gets off but lays her load on the region between the belly button and your nethers.
"I had the best time with my girl last night till her gave me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"
"We couldn't see each other any more she keeps asking to give me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.