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North Olmsted

A suburban city near to Cleveland, Ohio and is surrounded by Westlake to the north, Olmsted Township to the south, Fairview Park and Brook Park to the east, and North Ridgeville to the west. North Olmsted is not as upper-class as neighboring towns like Westlake and is often considered "ghetto". North Olmsted is also home to many people who cannot drive.
"Yo, did you go to The Flats last night and party it up?"

"Naw. I was going to the park in North Olmsted to play volleyball and got hit by some lady with a huge van as I was coming across Lorain Road."
North Olmsted by RAEDiOACTiVE July 16, 2009
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North Olmsted Highschool 

It ain't that bad. Move here if you have a boyfriend that lives here. Just joking it's bad, but you get used to it. It's very average. Except our sports. Our sports are bad. Besides bowling.
Hey, North Olmsted Highschool isn't that bad. Except their sports.

North Olmsted Middle School 

The Middle School in North Olmsted. Filled with wanna-be gangsters and jocks. You can't walk 3 feet without someone you don't know calling you a fag. Lunch food sucks, crazy-ass teachers, ya know, usual for North Olmsted
This is some crazy shit, man.

Whadda ya expect? it's North Olmsted Middle School.

North Olmsted High School

NOHS is a school full of either jocks, nerds or gays. Also, a bunch of white people saying “wallah” even though they arent white.. they only say it because there friends with arabs. And a lot of white kids saying the N-word
oh you go to North Olmsted High School? Good luck

North Olmsted douche 

Typically a guy that goes to a community college rather than somewhere out of state, and studies something irrelevant while applauding themselves for it, lives in the same place or the same city they grew up in there whole life, worksout a lot and consider themselves “bodybuilders” yet they are never toned enough to be considered that. They all work at car dealerships and have the same group of friends.
Check out the North Olmsted douche over there, he graduated high school like 6 years ago and still acts like tool.

North Olmsted Middle School 

kinda no lie annoying school, lots of drama, drugs, and other things that 6-8th graders shouldn't be exposed too. not a good experience ngl

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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