Nordak

The god of misery.

My dick just got caught in my zipper. FUCK YOU NORDAK!

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Nordak

I send thee toothaches, girlfriends who cheat, and the evening news. St. Jude means nothing here, for I...am Nordak.

Nordak bids misère.

by Nordak July 12, 2011

Kakyoin Noriaki

While known by some simpletons know Him simply as a Jojo's character, those who are truly enlightened are fully versed on His status as the ultimate milf-hunter and epic-gamer.

Guy 1: My mom's window is broken, and she's spending long periods of time in her room.
Guy 2: F. Must have been either Kakyoin Noriaki or Sans Undertale.

by twinFuckyou January 3, 2019

Noriaki Kakyoin

"the person who definitely defeated dio and did not turn into a shish kabob"

hey did you see noriaki kakyoin beat dio.

by Noriaki Kakyoin milf hunter November 6, 2020

Nordaunian

A bad-ass group of Jewish hosses from Kansas City.

Hot Girl: Oh! You're in Nordaunian? Nice shoes.

by UrbanDwriterwhoknowsall March 23, 2010

Nordale

What wanna-be gangsta spoiled rich kids call "North Scottsdale." In an attempt to be "hip," "urban," or just generally sound like a poser, Nordale is commonly used among the 30K millionaires who sniff coke and drink martinis all night using their parents' credit cards.

Hey, bro, I'm gonna run up to Nordale and pick up a ball

Like, oh my god! She doesn't even have a Nordale address?

by ken_miller April 7, 2010

noriaki kakyoin

Donut milf hunter

Dude 1- Yooooo your mom is totally hot.

Dude 2 - no you absolute Noriaki Kakyoin.

by rero rero rero rero rero rero November 2, 2020