White people complaining about racially motivated decisions that are perceived to negatively impact white people, whilst more important things are going on but are covered up by the 'white noise'.
"The government is tapping our phon-" BREAKING NEWS: NEW MERMAID MOVIE HAS BLACK MERMAID! WHITE PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHITE NOISE EVERYWHERE!
by Nickolas.Brown July 8, 2019
by Weirdgrrl December 8, 2019
A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.
by illi-noise March 18, 2021
Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
by CrowOnDelsym September 8, 2023
by VegetableMadeBones June 8, 2018
A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.
by totes_not-greatAt-all November 19, 2020
A game that clearly identifies the boundaries between generations and is best played on a road trip or at the retirement home, music or noise involves a broad selection of music and an audience of people that are older than you (parents or grandparents are the best participants). As you and your friends go through the selection of music, ask the old folks whether the songs they hear are 'music' or 'noise' based on THEIR definition of what music is. There is no real objective to the game except to laugh at their reactions when they hear today's popular 'music' (rap and dubstep get the best results). It ends when they get tired of listening to 'noise'. But be sure to include songs that they would know from their good ol' days.
Dave: Ok grandpa, music or noise?
(plays Elvis, and then the Beatles)
Grandpa: Music, music.
Dave: How about now?
(plays rap, and then dub step)
Grandpa: NOISE!!
(plays Elvis, and then the Beatles)
Grandpa: Music, music.
Dave: How about now?
(plays rap, and then dub step)
Grandpa: NOISE!!
by Bryan Tibbs April 10, 2014