by swellyeah December 01, 2009
A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts
Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones
by vots69 February 01, 2010
Bill: Hey guys, just came home from another chicks house
Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin
Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin
by Rebecca mercy llody June 06, 2015
A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.
Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.
Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.
"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".
"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.
"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.
by Eljato September 11, 2008
Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.
"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"
by bigriverhuntingexpert February 07, 2012
Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin
by M£@t-H@mm£r January 21, 2019