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RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"
No-U by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
The end all be all of all arguments. Doesn’t have a cool down and will completely annihilate your opponent.
Bob: Hey Jimmy ur mum gay
Jimmy: No u
Bob: *Fucking Dies*
no u by Urmumgaylol1226 February 20, 2018
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The ONLY known technique that is able to free you from the almost-inescapable insult, known as, "ur mom gay lol."

How to use this dreadful counter:

1. Bait your (already dead) opponent into using the one hit one kill insult, "ur mom gay lol."

2. Smile! You've already won. Use the "no u" comeback.

3. Watch your opponent die a horrible death. Don't let children watch, as the violence is too much for young minds.
Fortnite player: Hey uhh, wanna play some Fortnite bro?
You: Uhh, dude? Miss me with that gay shit.
Fortnite player: Hah! Ur mom gay lol!
*You smile cruelly, as it's just too easy.*
You: no u... lol
*NANI?!*
*Fortnite player dies an indescribably violent, bloody death.*
no u by TheSpeedOfLight February 24, 2018
The fucking best comeback anyone could say. It is impossible to say things after that apart from no u back.
Worker: Yes, Boss
Boss: You're Fired
Worker: no u
Boss: *leaves workplace*
no u by NiggaThot6969 April 29, 2019
The universal rebuttal to all arguments.
Bob: Canadians are nothing but communists
John: No u
No u by enigmatic January 24, 2003
The ultimate reply to someone when they try to insult you.
Man 1: Fuck you
Man 2: no u
Man 1: FUCK YOU MAN
Man 2: no u
Man 1: You're a insignificant piece of garbage with nothing to live for, no one in the world will ever care for you. Your existence is a lie. You think that you are intelligent but in reality you are someone who is hurt, mistaken and FUCKING USELESS. You attempt to hide the truth that you're scared, but we all know you are scared. You want to reply something else instead, you decide to just say the same phrase over and over again, you have no skill or a life. You just spend your life on the internet and act all high and mighty on there; but as soon as you go into the real world, you'll just be like everyone else. Useless.
Man 2: n o u
no u by MuhBoment February 5, 2021
no u is a uno reverse card meme
random dude: your bad
you:no u
no u by DuelKatanaNinja2 January 25, 2021