Female NNN (No Nut November). Only a month where females can participate in to not masturbate, nor have an orgasm. Females can participate if wanted. (Starts in 2020). Good luck ladies.
"How come there is not a No Nut November for females?"
"What do you mean? There is one. It is "No Orgasm October"".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.