When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude
Late 1970's synonym for Japanese motorcycle tyres, which alledgedly used teflon to reduce road adhesion, in a sinister asiatic plot to kill the brave young men of my generation.
I bought a Suzuki A100, but it was lethal in the wet until I junked the nippy no-grips and fitted some Avons/Dunlops/Continentals ( Almost any brand of tyre would give a palpable improvement over original fitment japanese rubber ).
The act of inserting a slipper into either the anus or vagina of sexual partner A, after it has been sufficiently widened. Sexual partner B then inserts their foot inside the hole and puts the slipper on hands free. Once the slipper is secured B then thrusts their foot back and forth until partner A achieves orgasm. A very fun way to pass time! Traditionally popular with Northern Irish loyalists, part of 12th of July celebrations!
Person A: ‘What are you trying to do with that slipper?’
Person B: ‘Baby lube up. It’s time for the No surrender slipper gripper’
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"