No Zaj

Short for "No Exaggeration." Instead of saying "No Joke" which doesn't make sense.

Brian: I played Guitar Hero for like 4 hours, no zaj.
Sean: Wow 4 hours... you're retarded.

by Brian-Dizzle September 25, 2008

Zaj

Zaj - verb: to reach the level of overwhelming ecstasy that is the equivalent to seeing a newly waxed fiero.

I just zajjed all over that motherfucker's fiero.

by ikilledjoe December 27, 2014

no zaj

Short for "No Exaggeration" this phrase was derived in upstate New York by an extremely lazy family who could not bother to actually say the extra syllables. The phrase was then passed through the four children in the family to their separate schools, and eventually overtook most of New York, Connecticut, and Massachusetts.

"The fish I caught was 6 feet long. No zaj, people!"

"No zaj, his penis must have been 11 inches at least!"

by Batman4realzies July 20, 2009

Zaj

The better way to say "sad"

Only true alpha's say zaj instead of sad.

This 41-minute edpuzzle makes me zaj!!

by MyDude37 December 03, 2020