No Strawberries in our Cool Whip
A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
No Strawberries in our Cool Whip by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015
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