Pronounced as NoooooO joke. Originated in Offaly.
It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.
It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.
by Ginger Beard Kev December 15, 2010
Example 1: I got a Girl and a Job! NO JOKE!!!
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly
by Supa Swagg June 07, 2009
when somebody make a very bad joke and nobody laughs there is a pause and anybody can claim a NO! this is where anyone that thinks the joke was stupid and not funny can say no! The no has to be said in a jokey manor as your tlaking to your friends and they will mostly likely know it was a bad joke.
Most no jkokes are not prepared as jokes they are said in the moment and really should have not left the mouth.
so in conclusion a No joke is a joke that is not funny and its infact shameful.
Most no jkokes are not prepared as jokes they are said in the moment and really should have not left the mouth.
so in conclusion a No joke is a joke that is not funny and its infact shameful.
"you might say that he was all over the news!, ERR NO! ha ha lol :)"
"that was such a no joke!, lol yeah sorry was funny tho, still a huge no :)!"
"no!"
"that was such a no joke!, lol yeah sorry was funny tho, still a huge no :)!"
"no!"
by howaboutnoucrazydeutchbastard May 18, 2009
Telling a joke and someone taking it seriously but are too embarrassed to admit it, so they try to cover it up with another joke.
Girl #1: OMG that shirt makes you look fat.
Girl #2: It's just the material!
Girl #1: I was just kidding..
Girl #2: Oh, yeah I know; me too.
Girl #1: No joke on joke.
Girl #2: It's just the material!
Girl #1: I was just kidding..
Girl #2: Oh, yeah I know; me too.
Girl #1: No joke on joke.
by Melanieee June 10, 2008
1) A type of statement or question that sounds or looks as though it is humorous, but is in fact, not in any way funny. Also called a non-entendre. Usually simply a reference, or a non-sequitur that is not even accidentally funny. Followed either by the phrase "get it?" or by immediate, raucous laughter if the audience are hipsters. (Hipsters are notorious for laughing at jokes they don't understand, to feign comprehension.)
2) A joke similar to 1., but with the intention of frustrating or confusing the audience, rather than pleasing them.
2) A joke similar to 1., but with the intention of frustrating or confusing the audience, rather than pleasing them.
1) Bill: I drank so much milk I fell down, and I was like, whoa, what is this, Terminator 2?
(A minute of silence)
Mike: Bill, that's a lone, confusing reference, not a joke. It is also not a witty observation. You have now performed a hat trick of no-joke jokes, and unless you stop talking, we will throw you out of your own party.
2) An intentional No-Joke Joke:
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both the same!
(A minute of silence)
Mike: Bill, that's a lone, confusing reference, not a joke. It is also not a witty observation. You have now performed a hat trick of no-joke jokes, and unless you stop talking, we will throw you out of your own party.
2) An intentional No-Joke Joke:
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both the same!
by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009
When a joke is quickly followed by more supplemental jokes building upon the comedic situation ultimately resulting in mass humor hysteria.
by curious george88 April 13, 2010
Knows the secret of something
If I'm planning to throw a suprise party for one of my friend's birthday. He is the only one who's NOT in on the joke about the party.
(Special thanks to one of my Canadian friend)
(Special thanks to one of my Canadian friend)
by Gunhyoung August 18, 2006