An unstable, generic German dude who complains about stultophia. Do not trust a person who apologizes for things that do not correlate with each other. If you see them at Whole Foods buying an egg, they might steal something from you as they search for a stable life. It is also colloquially known to workers at Taco Bell as the fake Sprite drink. Avoid this drink so you do not have the urge to sneeze because you may attract a person with a larger-than-normal nose.
Guy 1: Bruhh, my side bitch says she got high from some drink at Taco Bell and a guy with a giant nose appeared.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that shit happened to me last week when I was waiting in the drive through. I din't even have a fake sprite yet.
Guy 3. Do not invoke the name.
Guy 2: You mean, Sorry?
Sorry The Nose: SNIFF SNIFF
Guy 1: I just pissed myself.
Girl 4: dumb bitch crap shit is demonstrating how to eat cereal while also driving the car
by Ziuratcacfita September 4, 2023
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1. to suck at a given activity or sport
2. someone who is irresponsible or lazy

Rashad: (misses wide open shot)
Greg: "I told you dat nigga is sorry as hell!"
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Kiki: "Rashad didn't pay child support for the third month in a row!"
Laquesha: "You know Rashad don't got no job... that's a sorry ass man!"
by ZillaFarilla May 18, 2007
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A board game that teaches you how to be a dick
John: ok I got a three! (While moving the pawn) One, two, (knocks over the other pawn) Sorry!
Harry: damn it!!!
by Kidswillbekids December 20, 2019
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1. To appologize for behaviors or actions that may have hurt another person.
2. The state of being worthless, or poor in quality.
3. The idea that there is more than one person responsible for dramas past, yet only one takes the blame.
1. I am sorry for the way things went four years ago, but now it is time to move on.

2. It is a sorry day when you cannot get over something that cannot be changed, and are unwilling to accept the graciousness offered to you as a person today, regardless of past.

3. I have never heard "I am sorry" from you for the past, yet I have offered you "I am sorry" regardless of blame, regardless of consequence.
by THE REAL JULIA December 19, 2005
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apology; doesnt make everything all better after being overly used.
She was sorry, for the millionth time, and no one seemed to care.
by Webster January 2, 2005
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When you arent sure what to do; or when you came off a little preachy or self centered the night before. Could also reference the emotion you have when you want something but know you cant have it. Even if you could have it, youre not sure if its just you or your imagination; how do you obtain it. Even if you did obtain it would it work out for each person.
Lancelot: I am sorry Guinivere; please show me what you want.
by drecol May 9, 2017
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When you do something wrong and you feel guilty and apologise to someone.
Emma: You really hurt me yesterday.
Delaney: I know. I am deeply, truly sorry!
by dcole8 December 9, 2009
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