The most pathetic response anyone can give you during a text or instant message conversation.
Mostly used by immature girls that don't actually give a fuck about what you're doing...especially if they couldn't even type out something longer then a 3 letter response.
2nd in pathetic to "lol", people that use "nmu" in a serious form deserve to be forever deprived from their cell phones and computers.
If a response as pathetic as "nmu" is used as a response, you should not even respond in the first place.
Mostly used by immature girls that don't actually give a fuck about what you're doing...especially if they couldn't even type out something longer then a 3 letter response.
2nd in pathetic to "lol", people that use "nmu" in a serious form deserve to be forever deprived from their cell phones and computers.
If a response as pathetic as "nmu" is used as a response, you should not even respond in the first place.
Guy: Hey what's up??
Girl: nmu
Guy: Wow that's a fucking pathetic response
Girl: Soorrryyy I'm (insert bullshit excuse here)
Girl: nmu
Guy: Wow that's a fucking pathetic response
Girl: Soorrryyy I'm (insert bullshit excuse here)
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by markotsay7 May 24, 2003
Get the nmu mug.Originating from the phrase "nm u" in response to asking a question similar to "What's up?", an NMU is a person who seriously does not give a flying fuck about what you have to say. These people often seem uninterested over text, and would rather be doing whatever they are doing. They are the apotheosis of not giving a shit. NMU's often use terms such as 'same', 'wow!!', and 'cool' etc. Use 'lol' to compensate for the complete 'I don't give a shit' in their soul. Occasionally will use sarcastic exclamation marks. Never uses capitalized letters, unless screaming.
Guy 1: Hey, what's up?
Girl 1: nm u
Guy 1: Uh, just sort of watching TV.
Girl 1: wow thats really cool!!!!!!
Guy 1: Fuck this, you're an NMU.
Girl 1: nm u
Guy 1: Uh, just sort of watching TV.
Girl 1: wow thats really cool!!!!!!
Guy 1: Fuck this, you're an NMU.
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by ben and vin December 29, 2005
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Oh, yes, I do mean he IS the MOST UBER l33t hax0r dat will pwn joo and teh n00bzo0rz, and phl4m3 you to hell if you get on his nerves. He IS uberer then Murrun, and EVERY single other poster at Allakhazam.com. A perfect human being.
Oh, yes, I do mean he IS the MOST UBER l33t hax0r dat will pwn joo and teh n00bzo0rz, and phl4m3 you to hell if you get on his nerves. He IS uberer then Murrun, and EVERY single other poster at Allakhazam.com. A perfect human being.
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