njóla 

She is the most bootypoppin person you will ever see

person1: i want that booty mine is so small
person2: yeah thats njólas booty every body wants her hips waist and booty

njóla by karen jakobs May 1, 2020

njóla 

Njóla is a real badass, all the guys fall for her. I
f she wants it she will go out of her way to have it. She's very strong at heart and stubborn. Even when she's mean she still has a warm heart and cares for the people she loves. She doesn't care what others think while being insecure. She is the life of the party but can sometimes can be to much. She usually makes friends with people who have a lot of patients, so they won't get enough of her. She doesn't have a lot of patients, but is very beautifull and hot! But she doesn't know it yet.

OMG I WANT TO BE NJÓLA SHE'S SO PRETTY ALL THE GUYS WANT HER!!!!!

njóla by karen jakobs May 1, 2020

Phillip Lloyd Nolan 

This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.

"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.

Phillip Lloyd Nolan by Flounder sound clown February 13, 2015

john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

john nolan by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss 

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.

Nolan Loss is retarded.

Nolan Loss by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis 

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019