Nitbafs

To use as an explanation when something is said in complete contradiction to the truth. Short for "Not intended to be a factual statement." Based on Sen. Jon Kyl's explanation of his announcement that 90 percent of Planned Parenthood services were for abortion.

Dan: Hey, a "free" companion on American Air requires a ticket upgrade that costs $100. In other words, not free. Grrrr.

Bob: NITBAFS.

by Geodee May 14, 2011

nitbafs

Text or chat or twitter post acronym meaning "Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement". So you can say whatever you want as long as its followed by this even if it is not true...

Politicians never lie to the public about anything... nitbafs

by MF_Coffee May 02, 2011

NITBAFS

Acronym for "Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement". An admission to bullshitting.

Senator Kyl's brain is composed of 90% fecal material (NITBAFS).

by cant_make_this_shit_up May 05, 2011

NITBAFS

Not intended to be a factual statement.

Jon Kyl thinks no one can see him when he puts a paper bag on his head. NITBAFS.

by MichiganDave May 02, 2011

NITBAFS

An acronym for the phrase "not intended to be a factual statement." This phrase was made famous by US Senator John Kyl in his response to getting caught telling a lie about Planned Parenthood in the well of the US Senate. He somehow believed this explanation made lying acceptable.

John Kyl always tells the truth.*
*NITBAFS

by Braised Cod May 01, 2011