Nipple-Weather

The Act Of Your Nipples Getting Hard Cause Its Freaking Freezing
"Im Freezing My House.. Its Like Nipple-Weather In Here"
by Ashlee_(H) October 09, 2008
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Nipple Flicking Weather

When it's so cold outside your nipples perk up.
Meteorologist: "There is a 60% chance of snow today"
John: "Dang, that's nipple flicking weather."
by SenboIkari October 16, 2018
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Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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