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Nipple Vest 

A vest which is sometimes seen being worn on the gym by the really built users. Importantly, it is only allowed to be worn by somebody especially built - though a fat person is highly unlikely to be wearing one anyway.

The main feature of this vest is that it is very narrow at the front, which means that nipples can easily be seen protruding from the sides - hence its name.

The purpose behind wearing a nipple vest is to emphasize the size of the pectoral muscles. It can also be seen as an intimidating device for the beginners, as if to say "It will take you a long time till you can wear one of these, son"
-"Dude, check out that guy, he is wearing a nipple vest!"
-"Yeah, he must be huge!"
Nipple Vest by David Deltoid June 6, 2010
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A vest of nipples 

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.
Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.
A vest of nipples by dinky22 September 17, 2022

A vest of nipples 

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.
Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!
A vest of nipples by dinky22 September 17, 2022
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