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Nipple Vest 

A vest which is sometimes seen being worn on the gym by the really built users. Importantly, it is only allowed to be worn by somebody especially built - though a fat person is highly unlikely to be wearing one anyway.

The main feature of this vest is that it is very narrow at the front, which means that nipples can easily be seen protruding from the sides - hence its name.

The purpose behind wearing a nipple vest is to emphasize the size of the pectoral muscles. It can also be seen as an intimidating device for the beginners, as if to say "It will take you a long time till you can wear one of these, son"
-"Dude, check out that guy, he is wearing a nipple vest!"
-"Yeah, he must be huge!"
Nipple Vest by David Deltoid June 6, 2010
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A vest of nipples 

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.
Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.
A vest of nipples by dinky22 September 17, 2022

A vest of nipples 

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.
Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!
A vest of nipples by dinky22 September 17, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026