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Nipple Insurance

The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.
Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!

Person 2: Wow
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017
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