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A Ninjat is a part feline, part human creature. The species resulted from the union of a ninja and a cat. Ninjats are famous for their lightning fast reflexes and their ability to shoot claws out of their fingers. They were created by the U.S. government during WWII in order to beat the Nazis.

Person #1: Hey, what are these weird scratch marks doing on my curtain?

(Ninjat jumps out)

Ninjat: DIE, infidel!!!!! meowy meow meow!

Ninjat by JT30 March 5, 2010

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Ninja Pinch

To steal something from somebody using stealth. Without anybody noticing the act...

I like that pen of John's. I'm totally going to (Ninja Pinch) it, when he puts it down.

Ninja Pinch by MbØt~Mk.II® March 13, 2015

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Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

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Stage Ninja

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.

Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff

Stage Ninja by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019

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Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!

Ninja Nude by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016

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pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

pirate-ninja by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB July 3, 2015

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The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas

Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength by jamundertoast December 17, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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