Ninjat

A Ninjat is a part feline, part human creature. The species resulted from the union of a ninja and a cat. Ninjats are famous for their lightning fast reflexes and their ability to shoot claws out of their fingers. They were created by the U.S. government during WWII in order to beat the Nazis.

Person #1: Hey, what are these weird scratch marks doing on my curtain?

(Ninjat jumps out)

Ninjat: DIE, infidel!!!!! meowy meow meow!

by JT30 March 05, 2010