Ninja Please

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.

Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018

Ninja Please

It's like n*gga please, but for Asians.

Used to express stress.

White Guy: *runs into Asian Guy* Sorry, di-

Asian Guy: NINJA PLEASE!

by DiZ037 May 04, 2011

Ninja Please

Ninja Please, a nicer way to say "Nigger Please" when black people are present.

(no-black people present)
Yo Nigger PLEASE!!!


(black people present)
Yo Ninja PLEASE!!

by ninja ninja ninja 10001 February 04, 2009

ninja please

Used to replace negro please, which in-turn replaces nigga please.

LaFonda: you trifflin' ho!
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*

by pAge June 05, 2005

ninja please

The same thing as "Nigga Please" and "Cracka Please" except it's toward an asian person.

"Nigga please"
"I'm not a nigga"
"Oh sorry, I meant.. ninja please!"

by niggagaiden February 02, 2006

ninja please

like nigga please, but for slick folk.
means i don't think so

"you think that chick is hot?ninja, please!"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

ninja please

like nigga please but for ninjas!

Ninja Number 1: Man that jive turkey is whack!
Ninja Number 2: Ninja Please!

by bigmattzilla November 02, 2007