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To obtain the sacred "Ninja Juice" is the first task given to an up-and-coming ninja hopeful.

The sacred "Ninja Juice" can only be drunken by the mighty Rae (ninja) of the UD chatroom but must be served to Ms. Rae by any other unlucky mofo.

"Ninja Juice" is also a tastey treat for any full-fledged ninjas and you can often see many famous nin drinking it.
Example 1:
young_Gun (of UD): I wanna be a ninja!
rae(ninja): Get me NINJA JUICE, NOW!
young_Gun: /gives ninja juice
rae(ninja): Haha. Owned.

Example 2:
Bruce Lee: OMG! I LOVE NINJA JUICE!
Naruto Uzumaki: I KNOW, LAWL!
Jet Li: It gives me super crazy awesome powers!
Koolaid Man: Oh yeah!
by Rae [ninja] August 24, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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