Flatulence occurring in the presence of another or others that requires "hands-free" manipulation of the anal sphincter to expel the gas in silent undetectable manner.
I was having fun driving you guys to the ice fishing expedition until someone released a ninjafart. Too bad it was SBD, or it may have gone completely unnoticed.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'